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Oversized Sarcasm Streetwear Tee – “Please Advise Yourself” - BPD

Oversized Sarcasm Streetwear Tee – “Please Advise Yourself” - BPD

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Why Did we create this product?

For the ones tired of corporate nonsense—this shirt speaks louder than any email. The “Please Advise Yourself” Oversized Tee is dripping with irony, styled in bold banner graphics and delivered with that modern streetwear edge.

Pair it with ripped jeans & sneakers and you’ve got the perfect mix of fashion + roast.

 

  • ✔ Oversized cut for max comfort + flex

  • ✔ Streetwear inspired design with bold lettering

  • ✔ A must-have for corporate survivors and sarcasm kings/queens

  • ✔ Ideal gift for HR victims, rebels, and smartasses



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3010, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

🔥 5 Reasons Why You Should Wear the Corporate Damage™ Collection

Because Therapy Is Expensive — But Sarcasm Is Free
Wearing one of these shirts is like a group therapy session in cotton form. You're not alone — you're just the only one brave enough to say it out loud.
To Speak the Truth HR Won’t Let You Say in Emails
Let the shirt do the talking — while you smile professionally and say, “I’m fine, just tired.” These designs say what Slack won’t.
Because Dressing Up for Work Shouldn’t Mean Dressing Down Your Soul
You can still meet the dress code while dragging your job through the mud. Business casual, disrespectful tone — balance achieved.
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To Instantly Attract the Real Ones in the Office
These tees are conversation starters, tribe identifiers, and HR risk assessments — all in one. People will read it, smirk, and whisper: “Where did you get that?”
Because You’re Not Just an Employee — You’re a Survivor
You survived onboarding, micromanagement, performance reviews, and fake birthday cakes. Now it’s time to commemorate the trauma with a shirt that says: “Yes, I’m still here. Against my will.”

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Comfort and style is the name of the game for these custom boxy t-shirts. Their relaxed fit along with the dropped shoulders add that modern aesthetic that can blend into any occasion. All shirts are made with 100% airlume, ring-spun and combed cotton for extra softness. (Athletic Heather is 90% / 10% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / polyester)

Key Features
S to 4XL
S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL so your customers can find the perfect fit.

Double-needle stitching
Double-needle stitching

Reinforced seams with double stitching make this tee extra durable.

Without side seams
Without side seams

Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams, enhancing comfort.

Garment-dyed fabric
Garment-dyed fabric

Dyed after construction for a soft, vintage look and feel.

Age restrictions
Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty
Warranty

EU warranty – 2 years

Country of origin
Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Size Guide
Short Sleeve T-shirts Short Sleeve T-shirts
Oversized T-shirts Oversized T-shirts
Long Sleeve T-shirts Long Sleeve T-shirts
Cropped Hooded Cropped Hooded
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